El Ramon

The former SplatFAQs member who seems to have dropped off of the face of the planet in recent months. He was commonly shipped with Spiega after the six-word-story topic, and it still remains the boards favorite ship, even after his departure. Some have speculated that he left due to the increasing pressure from his relationship with Spiega, while others say he just flat out died.

They say since spiega has left the splatfaq matrix, He has finally met his love again.