Cuttlefish is Love, Cuttlefish is life

The mythological fanfic about Captain Cuddlefish created by IsGregor on the "Best Splatoon Waifu" topic. However, this could be an inside joke between hellothere and the "creator" seeing as only the two have actually claimed to have seen it.

The post was a parody of the infamous "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" 4chan post, which is also a parody of fan erotica.