Shame Car 2

Shame_Car_2, also known as "the ShameCar", is a SplatFAQs user and the Splatoon board god. The true gender of Shame_Car_2 is unknown.

Likes: Video games, anime, listening to music, GameFAQs, memes.

Dislikes: Smogon, Undertale, SAO, Fire Emblem, Chargers, squid parties, Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon.

Personality
Despite being a car, Shame_Car_2 has developed a carefree personality, but is often misunderstood as an arrogant troll. Shame_Car_2 usually posts "k" when it simply doesn't care what is going on, but wants its presence as the board god known. Whenever a SplatFAQs user misbehaves or is posting something stupid, Shame_Car_2 will spring into action and give a ride of shame to that user and whisk them away from the board [if possible].

GameFAQs
Shame_Car_2 can usually be found on the Splatoon and Anime and Manga - Other Titles boards. The best way to contact Shame_Car_2 is via PM on GameFAQs. It posts in almost every SplatFAQs topic, regardless of topic or user.

Splatoon
Shame_Car_2 spends a majority of its gaming experience playing Splatoon. It mains any weapon that isn't cheap, brain-dead, or of the Charger class; this includes: Splattershot Jr., .96 Gal Deco, Classic Squiffer, Tentatek Splattershot, Dynamo Roller, etc. Shame_Car_2 uses weapons such as Aerospray MG, Octobrush Nouveau, or Soda Slosher, because they come with Inkzooka and are neither OP, overused, or "garbaje." It also places no emphasis on player level or rank, and believes everyone has a right to play the game.

Shame_Car_2 despises squid parties in Splatoon, and will make it its mission to slaughter all squids participating, even if its teammates disagree. It believes taunt parties are wrong, and ultimately destroy the fun for those attempting to play the game by the rules.

Charger players will also be haunted by Shame_Car_2's presence, as it believe Chargers on the field of battle kill the fun of the game, and inflict fear and helplessness on kids playing Splatoon. Shame_Car_2 comes ready to either outright kill the Chargers with Inkzooka, distract them with Bomb Range Ups or Disruptors, or out turf them from behind cover.

Trivia

 * Despite Shame_Car_2's dislike for Fire Emblem, it currently plays Robin in Super Smash Bros 4.
 * Shame_Car_2 gets along with user L0RDR0B.
 * SplatFAQs user bburnett can often be seen quoting and agreeing with Shame_Car_2's topics and posts. Perhaps he wants Senpai to nice him?
 * Shame_Car_2 has sekrit MLG strats in Splatoon few other players know, including the potential of the Custom Splattershot Jr.
 * Shame_Car_2 has only blocked 1 user on GameFAQs.
 * Shame_Car_2 has experience in all of its disliked subjects, and is not solely a "blind hater."
 * Splatoon board god Shame_Car_2 has never intentionally participated with any SplatFAQs player in Splatoon.